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The relationship was going great with this woman I was dating… until she brought up ‘crab play’ in the bedroom.

That’s when things started going sideways.

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1. The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a parking lot.

I won though, cause I went right for the juggler…..

2. Two vultures talking. First Vulture: Ohhhhhhh. I love Ben and Jerry’s! What flavor did you get?

Second Vulture: Jerry

3. Yo Mama so fat that she was referred as "Mother Nature"

4. Did you hear about the burrito space ship?

It's looking for a flying salsa

5. I know who started the LA wildfires.

It was vault tech… now they don’t have to pay to make the set of fallout season 2 Credit to my friend Alex who told me this joke but he was worried he would get backlash. If you find it funny tell Alex good one 💀👍

6. Yo mama so old, she went to the prom with Fred Flintstone

7. Did you hear about the constipated writer?

They worked it out with a pencil……

8. A cowboy in the Old West shot an artist. The artist, clutching his wounded arm, as a doctor helped him asked, “Why”?

The cowboy said, “I thought you were going to draw.”

9. I was chopping wood while my kids were playing and I asked them, "who wants to be a pilot when they grow up?"

My 8 year old started jumping up and down saying I do, I do! I said great then take this wood and pile it up

10. Yo mama so ugly, film cameras blur out her face automatically

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