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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

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1. I sprayed my garden with tons of chemicals to increase the yield

I know have jacked fruits

2. What's the best way to milk a cow?

Hack into its bank account

3. What do you call a movie about uncooked potatoes?

Mashin' Impossible.

4. What is Mario favorite search engine ?

Yahoo!

5. Sex is like playing Bridge

if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand

6. Why did the assassin go to the movies?

He had a few hours to kill.

7. I found myself unable to live as a paper doll

I just wasn't cut out for it.

8. I was so frightened by the earthquake in Southern California yesterday.

I'm still shaking.

9. I used to be a fanatical bird watcher

It's really nothing to crow about

10. It wouldn't have been a felony if Demi Moore had never married

It would've just been a Ms Demi Moore

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