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Someone keeps sending me flowers with the tops cut off

I think I'm being stalked

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1. What stay warm In a woman body even after death?

My dick

2. What do you call a pregnant chess master

Pregnantandhaa

3. What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving head to each other

4. Why do lesbians get frustrated easily?

Because they can't take it anymore

5. If you don't pay a prostitute after use is that rape or theft

6. What’s the difference between me and cancer?

My step dad couldn’t beat cancer

7. I’m going to earth to perform another exorcism on a kid.

You’d think those damn priests would learn to keep themselves out of children by now. Or at least stop calling us “demons”.

8. Yo mama so stupid

When the teacher told the class that they will all be playing the educational PC game known as JumpStart, she got out a jumper cable, a car battery, and electrocuted herself!

9. Why walter white never got caught by police?

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