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TinyNiceWolf 13 day.agoThe cow who needed recognitionElsie was the finest cow on Farmer Moggle's huge farm (at least Farmer Moggle thought so), but she was miserable. "What's got you so glum, Elsie?" asked Farmer Moggle. "You're in the very best herd I have, my 1A Herd." "That's just it", said Elsie. "Every cow in 1A Herd thinks she's the best. No cow cares to listen to a lesser cow, so none of them pay attention to anything I say." "Well now, you could try 1B Herd. Maybe they'd be more interested in your thoughts on world affairs," suggested Farmer Moggle. So Elsie spent the next week in 1B Herd. "Better?" asked Farmer Moggle. "Well, sure, they're willing to talk geopolitics, but my poetry readings? Nada. I'm just standing in a field mooing, as far as they're concerned." So Elsie tried 1C Herd (which paid little attention to Elsie's musical abilities), then 1D Herd (which didn't care for Elsie's lectures on entomology). Week after week, Elsie methodically tried to fit in with each of Farmer Moggle's many herds, but 1P Herd, 1Y Herd, 1Z Herd, 2A Herd, 4Q Herd, they all expressed disinterest in at least one of Elsie's lectures, concerts, or discussion topics. "Well, that's the last herd I've got, and you're still not happy," said Farmer Moggle. "I guess it's back to 1A Herd with you. Sorry, Elsie." "Not 1A Herd!" cried Elsie. "Then what do you want?" queried Farmer Moggle. "I want 2B Herd!"
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