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avatar cja1968 29 day.ago

Out for a hike with the wife and boys…

When she tripped and twisted her ankle. She was embarrassed but our sons reassured her it wasn’t her fault. “You wouldn’t have been able to see it, that was a hidden root,” they said. “And you were never able to do algebra,” I put in.

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