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Why don't other animals date snakes?

They always come with a hisstory.

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1. I've opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time..

I was shock !

2. On Valentine's Day a receptionist arrived at the doctor's office where she worked to find a man holding a package pacing up and down. As she got out of the car, he came up to her and said, "I have a package for you.

She excitedly ripped open the bundle. It was a urine sample.

3. A man being interrogated says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present”

Cop: but you’re the lawyer.. Man: I know… so where’s my present?

4. Why can't orphans play baseball?...

Because they don't know where home is...

5. Dad’s best joke.

I just watched Triple D. Guy asked “ what is the best way to tenderize bison?” It reminded me of my dad’s favorite joke. He asked, “Whats the best way to make kidney pie? You have to boil the piss out of ‘em. That was my dad.

6. Met a microbiologist today.

She was a lot bigger than I expected.

7. Who led the five families during the Early Cretaceous?

The Iguano Don Dedicated to any dad who has stepped barefoot on a sharp plastic dinosaur toy at 4am while carrying its owners back to their own beds

8. A king gets murdered in his sleep...

Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says "Wow, he must have had a bad knight."

9. Why was the Easter Bunny running late?

He had a lot of hare-ends to run.

10. What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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