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Why did my tent collapse?

I'm going to search the world from pole to pole until I figure out who is responsible.

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And not "ass-fault-to-asphalt contact"?

2. Did you hear about the film they’re making, where Dallas gets destroyed by space junk?

Debris Does Dallas

3. I Told my wife to embrace her mistakes

She gave me a hug 🤔

4. Just remembered this joke my dad told me:

A guy calls 911. Guy: “Help, I’m out hunting with my buddy, Buck and he must’ve had a heart attack or something, ‘cause he fell over dead.” 911: “The first thing we need to do is make sure he’s dead.” Guy: “Ok”  **BANG**  “Now what?”

5. Grandma, how old are you?” “A woman never reveals her age,” my mom said.

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6. What’s the difference between a phallus and a fallacy?

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7. I wonder if people who spank Dwayne Johnson...

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A guy calls 911. Guy: “Help, I’m out hunting with my buddy, Buck and he must’ve had a heart attack or something, ‘cause he fell over dead.” 911: “The first thing we need to do is make sure he’s dead.” Guy: “Ok”  **BANG**  “Now what?”

9. Yo mama so skinny, she froze to death at the beach because none of sun's rays hit her

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