A frat boy, a pirate, and a cow walk into a bar.

The frat boy and the pirate see the cow and begin to question each other on what to do with it. This devolves into an argument, where they ask who each other works for. The cow then lets out a long moo. Both fall silent before exclaiming, "How did it know?!"

Walks into a bar

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A frat boy, a pirate, and a cow walk into a bar.

Walks into a bar

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