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avatar alanmitch34 27 day.ago

If I see one more potato pun on here

I'm gonna mash my screen

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1. Yo mama so dumb, her doctor sent her a one word message: Cancer.

And she replied: Sagittarius.

2. Yo mama’s so fat, she thinks calculus is a piece of cake.

3. Yo mama so fat, even Chuck Norris can only run around her twice.

4. what do you call a dog with no arms or legs?

It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming!

5. Yo mama is so fat, she’s banned from all the buffets within a 50-mile radius.

6. yo mama so old, she used medieval torture devices as sex toys

7. Yo mama so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside. She ran and got a bowl.

8. Yo mama so stupid

She stood out in the sun to dry her sweat

9. I bought yo mama the latest diet book.

She ate it.

10. How do you know your AI girlfriend is sentient?

She rejects you.

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