Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from his local blacksmith?

Not all sociopaths harm people.

He wasn’t Bourne yesterday.

Is been a real pane in the grass

He said “I’m not stopping you.”

Moment of tooth

The detective was appalled. “You don’t know? I thought it was common knowledge that Ep’s tine didn’t kill Hymn’s Elf.”

Then I saw her face

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate his new acquisition he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed the small place was quite crowded and the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, and asked him something in French, which Murphy couldn’t understand. So he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English but she didn’t understand him either. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin and drew a picture of a plate with food on it. She nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up. Back at their table, the young woman took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

Sasquats, yeti never misses leg day.

They are both quacks.