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What do you call a tired tree?

A sleepy hollow

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1. A man asks his wife "Honey, what do you want for your birthday?"

She says "A divorce." And he says "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

2. Why do dumb people always say yes?

They don’t no anything

3. What did the sushi said to the bee?

Wasabi.

4. What do you call it when Winnie-the-Pooh is riding on top of a chicken?

Pooh-ried Chicken.

5. You know what about blonde jokes that actually offends blondes ?

That they can't understand them

6. Why are chickens rich?

Because they know how to make a buc. Buc buc.

7. My friend was waiting for a bus when he saw a policeman drop a box of donuts, then split his pants while bending over to pick it up.

This was so hilarious that he just couldn't help himself and he started hooting and chuckling uncontrollably. The officer was not pleased and arrested him on the spot. The charge: Involuntary man's laughter.

8. Why can't you ask traditionalists for four quarters instead of a dollar bill?

Because they don't like change!

9. Why was it called the Dark Ages?

Because of all the knights.

10. Step Dad told me he likes to watch chickens walk around.

He's says its like "Poultry in Motion."

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