Did you hear about the man who was buried alive?

"Look dad, let's take her to the village and eat her!!!", said the son! "No, son!! We'll take her to the village and eat your mother!!"

i considered him a bi-plane

A: It's not safe to go into the long grass.

Thor was walking past a house one night and saw, through an open window, a young lady pleasuring herself. Aroused at the sight, he decided to step in and help her, and himself too. Once she got over the shock of being intruded upon, the lady allowed him to intrude (and out-trude) repeatedly. After protracted sessions all through the night, Thor had to leave as dawn was breaking. He decided to let the lady know whom it was that pleasured her all night, so he proudly announced, "I am Thor." The lady replied, "Tho am I."

They’re really polarizing!

The Little Yellow River, by I. P. Daley (these always tickled me when I was a boy)

Luigi: It's a bee, Mario!

You found love in a popeless place

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says: "Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed it done