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Doctor knew right where my pain was but wouldn’t prescribe me anything

He said it was below knee

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2. What do Blacks and Hispanics have most in common?

Once you’ve met Juan you’ve met Jamal.

3. Yo mama so fat she got on tiktok and broke Big Ben.

4. Yo mamas so fat

She exceeds the safe working load of the pavement!

5. My girlfriend called me a pedophile

I said “that’s a pretty big word for a 4 year old”

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Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

7. What is black, white and red all over?

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8. Why do black people only get nightmares

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