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1. When students were asked to showcase their talent - Priscilla sang, John played a guitar...but What did Ann do?

Andrew.

2. I have a fear of speed bumps.

I am getting over it slowly.

3. What's the motto of a gay Marine?

"Never leave a man's behind."

4. I went to a restaurant to get a cheeseburger, it had an arm in it, and smelled like rotten cheese.

Apparently it was a *Limburger*.

5. What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing. They Fast.

6. The dire wolves brought back from extinction will be moved to a brand new zoo for everyone to see

It’s called Jurassic Bark

7. My wife read a draft of a mystery novel I’m working on. She goes, “I don’t get it…in chapter two you randomly wrote ‘shadow, shadow, shadow, shadow’…what the hell does that even mean??”

I’m like, “Babe…it’s called four-shadowing.”

8. What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block?

A beaver dam.

9. In spite of owning all those expensive properties, my grandpa was modest and kind.

He had such nice manors.

10. You can drink Herbal Tea for Erectile Disfunction.

Especially Oolong tea.

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