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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

.... the taste

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1. Seen in the Church Bulletin

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

2. What did ant-boyfriend gave to his ant-girlfriend?

A pendant with an inscription: "for my gallant 🐜 love❣️".

3. I submitted ten puns to a joke competition. I really thought with many, one was sure to win.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

4. If Trinity, not Morpheus, had offered Neo pills

he would have chosen the blue one.  

5. A tv show about random people crashing on an island full of zombies

The lost of us

6. My dog finds insects and brings them to the house.

It gives me the creeps.

7. Which month of the year is the shortest?

May. It only has three letters.

8. Why is it wrong for a gynecologist to call it a "cooch" or a "twat"

It's O.B. scene

9. Yesterday I was getting beaten up by two kings, but four queens and a guy called Jack came out of nowhere to save me.

What are the odds?

10. When Bambi was fleeing the hunter, why did he instantly see Thumper as a friend?

Because game recognize game.

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