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What sounds do gassy ducks make?

Butt quacks

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1. Why are woman in physics more likely to have a threesome?

Because they've learned how to split an Adam.

2. Bouncer: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

Me: "Why?" Bouncer: "I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline."

3. At breakfast, my son asked, “Is Cap’n Crunch still alive?” I said, “No…he was pretty old.” Then he asked, “Did they cremate him, like grandpa?”

“No, son…he was berried.”

4. My girlfriend left me. She said my job at the pantyhose factory wasn't manly enough.

I don't understand. I thought women loved men who have a sockcessful career.

5. Did you know: Anne Boleyn was executed for stealing food off of Henry VIII's plate?

She got the chop.

6. How do you loose 10 Pounds eating a piece of cake?

You just have to get your cake in central London.

7. I just read about Lindbergh’s “solo” flight over the Atlantic.

Why did he fly So Low? Isn’t that dangerous?

8. Three men died and went to heaven.

They were asked there how they all died. The first man said: I was at work, when I got a phonecall from my neighbor. He said that he saw my wife allow a stranger into our house. I drove as fast as I could, searching our house, but I couldn't find anyone there, other than my wife. I got so mad at one point that I went into the kitchen, grabbed our fridge and threw it out the window. However, because of all that, my heart was beating so fast that I got a heart attack. The second man said: Well, I was at home, just relaxing on a day off. Then I thought to myself "Man, today is such a beautiful day. Clear sky, warm, gentle wind. I will take my dog for a walk". So, I was walking with my dog, when I noticed a weird shadow underneath me. I thought that it must have been just a weird cloud, or something like that. I looked up and I saw a fridge falling right on me. The third man then said: Well... I was peacefully sitting in a fridge.

9. Which of your body part shares its name with a planet?

Ur-anus

10. Skype's retirement party was a video call...

But no one could connect

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