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The road sign read, "Falling Rocks."

It totally does not.

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1. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

2. My love is like a candle...

Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground.

3. Why is his name..

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Feather?" Her mom replied, "Because when you were born, a feather fell on you, so we named you Feather." Her second daughter asked, "Why is my name Butterfly?" Her mom replied, "Because when you were born, a butterfly sat on you, so we named you Butterfly." After a while, her son asked, "Mom, why is my name cum?"

4. Yo Mama so fat she make lizzo look like a stickbug

5. Yo mama so stupid that she freaking died!

6. Yo mama so fat, she lit her fart and caused an Extinction Level Event.

7. What is one thing women take or give?

A good joke

8. Yo mama so fat, when she booked a ticket for the theatre, they sold out.

9. Yo Mama so ugly the makeup expires instantly when she tries to wear it

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10. Yo mama so fat, she was arrested for breaking the Law of Gravity.

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