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1. I've been seeing the same cows in the same field all week.

It's a case of Deja moo

2. That's comedy...

, D

3. Why is there no "Afghanistan's Got Talent" competition?

Because of the telly ban

4. Where do hard-of-hearing Spanish-speakers do their shopping?

Que-mart.

5. How do you surprise a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

6. What do you think of vacuum cleaners?

I think they suck

7. What do you call a Spanish man who hides in the toilet?

Seen your (senior) Buthole

8. Chicken surprise

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. 'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?' The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise' 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake'

9. Stopped at customs in Australia:

Custom Office :have you ever been convicted of any crimes? Me: I didn't realize that was still a requirement for getting in here

10. I am watching a documentary on beavers

Best damn show i have ever seen.

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