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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Yo mama so fat, out of the five fat people I seen in my life, she was four of them

2. yo mama is widely known as ubumptu on account of her open sores

3. So, a bunch of cows are being driven to the slaughterhouse...

but when it winds around a curve, one of the cows falls out of the back of the truck, down the ravine. What do you call that cow? A misteak.

4. Perfect Present For Mum?

My mum turns 76 tomorrow and I wanted to get her something really special. I thought one of those 4,000-week calendars (the average life expectancy) would be perfect. To personalise it, I've filled in nearly all the boxes for her—just the last line left blank for her to finish. She'll be touched, right?

5. Weight Watchers

I'm watching my weight. Yep, it's still there. 🤣

6. Weight Watchers

I'm watching my weight. Yep, it's still there. 🤣

7. What do you call a nose with no body?

No body nose.

8. yo mama look like if a man and a woman had a baby

9. My electric car won’t go in reverse…

I guess there’s no backup power.

10. My kid set up all his Mr. Potato Heads to practice piano.

He said it helps him get used to playing in front of spec-taters.

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