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Luxodad 15 day.agoRoofer's assistantA roofer employed a young lady as assistant on a trial basis. On her first day, he took her to a job site and told her to stay down while he worked on the roof. Her job was to be sending up whichever tool he needed in a basket that he would haul up by rope. All was going well and various tools were sent up from time to time and collected when the roofer sent them back down. All communication was by signing for whatever the roofer needed as he was too high up for his voice to carry. The roofer then needed a saw, and he made a sawing motion. The girl responded with a shake of the head. The roofer made the sawing motion again. This time, the girl pointed to him, to her left breast and then to her bottom. After a couple of these exchanges, the roofer made violent sawing motions, showing his anger. This time too, the girl pointed to him, to her left breast and to her bottom again. Angry and frustrated, the roofer came all the way down and berated her, "What's the matter? Can't you follow a simple instruction?" The girl replied, "What's wrong with you, being angry at me like that from all the way up there?" The roofer said, "I was signing that I wanted the saw and you wouldn't send it up." The girl said, "And I was signing that you left it behind."
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I had to eat both of them as a child.
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Some random guy came up to me today and said that I’m the last signature needed to sign off woman’s rights. On another note I practiced my signature today.
D works best, but whatever you do, don't use A Minor.
He was the ball
That just goes to show...it takes balls to rape somebody
Being elected President of the United States.
Unfortunately Pocohantas AR was already taken
Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box. He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you." "No problem." I smiled. He looked at me again and said, "It's empty." I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."
Just like the father, it just randomly disappeared.
...and he told Miss Polly her dolly has terminal cancer
When you pull them out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Gluc gluc gluc gluc
if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed
You would too if your name was “EEEEUUUURGHHHHHH”
Jackson jacks off
Michael Jackson
I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
Apparently more than 3, it's still pretty dark down there
[ THEY DONT EXIST ]
A midget spinner.
Because being wrong is for women
Puke comes out of a baby, I cum in
The Fairy.
The pencil has a point
I thought the Vegan was overcooked
A gorilla caused nationwide backlash
The wheelchair.
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