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Does anyone else electric company keep calling to give you compliments?

You’ve got an outstanding balance! Or just me?

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1. Why do women stand with their hands on their hips?

They don't have pockets.

2. Told my wife she shouldn’t use the hard “R” sound. It’s more socially acceptable to use “A” instead

She said, whatever “A”-tard

3. Why do ponys make terrible magicians?

Its because they only know one trick.

4. A Drummer has two daughters. What does he name them?

Anna~1, Anna-2 ..,

5. My brother prefers taking escalators, I prefer taking elevators

I guess we were raised differently

6. Police found conclusive evidence our local philanthropist was deceased...

It was a dead giveaway.

7. What do you say to a naughty bee?

Bee hive

8. My brother prefers taking escalators, I prefer taking elevators

I guessed we were raised differently

9. If I always have a wisecrack,

will that make me a smart-ass?

10. What do you call a spider with 10 eyes?

A spiiiiiiiiiider

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