Why do container ships move so slowly?

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day, known as Cinko de Mayo.

Happy Stinko de Mayo! 🫘 🇲🇽

He said, "fetch me some kale while you're rabbit!"

He wanted to get up *oily* in the morning.

Pat works in Dublin zoo and has a van full of monkeys jumping around in the back of his van, he has to deliver the monkeys to the zoo before the end of the day but as he’s driving down the motorway his van breaks down, pat hops out the van defeated, until he sees his buddy Mick driving down the opposite direction. Pat waves down Mick and explains his situation. “Here’s 50 euro, take the monkeys to the zoo while I wait for a tow” says Pat, Mick agrees and off he goes down the road with the monkeys in the back of his van. Three hours pass and Pat is still stuck on the side of the road when he sees Mick speeding back up the road with all the monkeys still in the van, Pat waves him down furiously and says “what the fuck are you doing with the monkeys you were supposed to bring them to the zoo” to which Mick replies “I did Pat, but I’ve 20 euro left over so I’m bringing them to the cinema now”.

Because it's not in English

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Bidet, mate.

When it's not humerus at all.

They have no-pal