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What’s the similarity between a Wall Street trader and a blast furnace?

Coke makes up more than half of operational costs

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1. Mark Zuckerberg is going into standup comedy

He's a fan of Meta humor.

2. Somebody set a washroom alight.

Shit's on fire, yo.

3. I saw an octopus that only had one tentacle

I thought "Boy, he's on his last leg."

4. Why did the banana go the doctor (from my five year old)?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

5. I had a French Kiss the other day…

I have to say, Hershey’s chocolate and tongue meat do NOT go together…

6. Mark Antony and Cleopatra are eating dinner.

They are discussing if Egyptian or Roman wines are better. He gets frustrated and says “Do you want to fight or fuck” She says “My dear, I’m not prone to argue .”

7. Why was there a bouncer outside the bathroom?

Because only VIPees were allowed in there

8. Why is the comments section on pornhub so active?

People love mass-debating.

9. My friend works in IT and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”

He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”

10. Someone called me on my phone, coughed and sneezed and then hung up.

I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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