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1. what soup did Hitler eat at his last meal? Gestapo soup.

2. Why was 59 afraid of 60?

Because they once had a fight and 61

3. Parody idea

On YouTube, "Full day of eating" videos are all the rage among fitness influencers. Well, here's my idea to parody this trend: Title: *Full day of eating (disorder)* Video: An anorexic girl eats a slice of lemon, video ends.

4. It’s amazing how when a grape dries up it’s still a delicious snack!

I guess everything happens for a raisin.

5. The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup

I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet"

6. What do the White House and my dick have in common?

They were both ruined by musk.

7. A dyslexic joke.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

8. What did the gay midget do?

Came out of the cabinet

9. yo mama put the hoe in diarrhoea

10. A guy walks up to a New York newsstand and buys a paper. He unrolls it and throws it in the garbage. The owner asks him if there was a problem with the paper. He says; "No, I was just looking for an obituary." "But you only looked at the front page. They dont print obituaries there."

The one I'm looking for, they will.

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