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Why did the condom fly across the room?

It was pissed off!

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1. My son asked me if it was okay if he ate the rest of our creamed pastries.

I told him I donut care.

2. How do Mexican gangs apply their tattoos?

They use MS Paint.

3. What Kind of Car Would a Pirate Drive?

A Scallywagon

4. Put all my old dogging gear up for sale on eBay today.

No bids yet but I’ve got 12 people watching.

5. I bought a book on how to handle rejection...

It's been three weeks and the author still won't accept my friend request.

6. Concert Tickets, only $0.45

Come see 50-Cent feat. Nickelback!

7. What do the drive thru barista and my general practitioner have in common?

The both make me look left and coffee

8. You are an American when you enter a bathroom and leave. But while in the bathroom

European.

9. Why do football coaches shop at Aldi?

Because they can get their quarter back.

10. Ancient Rome: a man walks in to a tailor shop with an arm full of robes,

The tailor says, “Euripides?” The man says “Yes. Eumenides?” Edit: I’m a doofus. It’s Ancient Greece. Thanks for the corrections!

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