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There was a prequel to the movie “The Fly”….

It was called “Maggot”

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1. Two men are robbing a liquor store.

One robber turns to the other, holds up a bottle and says “is whiskey?” The other says “yeah but not a wisky as wobbing a bank!”

2. Where do you go to learn how to fart on command?

An insta-toot.

3. Why doesn’t Tim cook?

Because he has Steve’s job.

4. Why doesn’t Tim cook?

Because he has Steve’s job.

5. What is a poets favourite kind of tree..

Poetry

6. What do you do with a compressed folder of p*rn?

>!Unzip!< Edit: Can't believe the number of people who don't understand this

7. Yo mama so nasty, when she went to the spa, they declared it a Superfund site

8. Yo moms so slutty, the U.S. Navy classifies her as a friendly port.

9. Yo moms such a bad cook, last time she made dinner they had to call Red Adair.

10. If today’s rocket launch goes poorly…

The song “firework” is gonna take on a new meaning.

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