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avatar Vealophile 29 day.ago

If cocaine was legal and you could get it from vending machines...

It should be called Insta-grams.

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1. What were two duck physicists discussing about?

Quarks

2. What do you call a fish who wears a tuxedo ?

Sofishticated

3. Three knuckleheads went to rob a bank

One took out the guards, the second grabbed the money, and the third went to get the cops.

4. There are many ways to make a woman moan in romance

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5. What do you call when you accidentally cause the death of a homie?

homicide

6. Have you heard of the guy that makes shoes out of fruit?

He's a peach cobbler.

7. Old Memories.

Two elderly couples got together to reminisce about old times and laugh about life. One of the gentlemen, Henry, started raving about this great restaurant he and his wife visited not too long ago. “Really?” The other elderly man asked, “What was the name of it?” Henry thought for a second before asking, “What do you call those flowers that smell really good?” “Which ones?” the other guy asked, “Daisy?” “No, that’s not it” Henry replied. “Tulip?” Henry shook his head. “No, that doesn’t sound right either.” “Rose?” “Yes!” Henry snapped his fingers, “That’s it!” Henry turns to his wife and asked her, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”

8. What do you call it when you accidentally tickle a man to death?

Manslaughter

9. Sister Margaret threw some sort of ninja weapon at me.

Must have been a nunchuck.

10. What do you call a fake Sudanese person?

A *pseudonese*.

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