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If cocaine was legal and you could get it from vending machines...

It should be called Insta-grams.

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1. Your Mama so fat

It took explorers 10 years to get to the other side

2. Yo mama so fat, that when the Melinium Falcon came out of light speed, Obi Wan said, "That's not a moon, it's Yo Mamma".

3. Yo mama so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio

4. Yo mama is so ugly

When the eye of sauron stares at her, he got blind and vanished

5. Yo mama is so fat

Galactus can't even eat her

6. Yo mama is so short

She used a popsicle stick as a diving board

7. Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama is so fat she is the reason why the eclipse began to appear

8. Overslept again

This is getting to be a habit. I spend more time on my back than Sam Darnold

9. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Don’t know, don’t care.

10. Did you hear about the jalapeno pepper that died?

It became a ghost pepper

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