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I really wanted a son, so I built me a robot child

Didn't go well; I immediately had to ground him...

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1. I don’t know what happened, but homie is crushed.

https://imgur.com/gallery/jSmuvL8

2. What kind of deodorant do tweakers use?

Speedstick.

3. Which ice cream do hookers like the most?

Hog’n dawgs.

4. Dad jokes for Time Capsule

My freshman daughter is making a time capsule as a project that will be opened at the end of her senior year. Today she is driving to school with her learners permit while I read the best of this forum to us. Give your best Dad Jokes that I can leave in the capsule.

5. Why doesn’t big pharma target doctors of people of short stature?

Because they have little patients for tiny margins. (I really despise myself right now)

6. Where can you find the saddest fruit seeds?

In the depths of dis-pear!

7. Why does the ocean roar?

you would too if you had crabs on your bottom

8. A priest, rabbi, and footballer walk into a bar,

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10. What is the word for the sister of a ghost’s mother?

A hAunt.

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