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I don't feel like filing my taxes this year.

I'm just not Intuit.

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1. Talent

I’ve been told I have this crazy talent where I can be blackout drunk and not slur at all! It’s When I’m completely sober that I’m racist.

2. I asked my German friend if he knew what √81 was.

He apparently did not.

3. Yo momma's so fat, she gets the group discount when doing a buffet solo

4. Yo mama so dumb, she cooked an alligator in a croc pot.

5. Hookers don’t fart

They let out little prosti-toots

6. Jesus isn't going out drinking this weekend.

But next weekend he's going to get hammered.

7. Mountains are funny things.

8. Mountains are funny things.

Because they are hill areas

9. My kid at Red Lobster: Dad, why are they called crustaceans?

Me: Because they have crusty skin and live in the acean.

10. Thank you all.

I just love coming here. So much great content that makes my kids roll their eyes, and their head while smiling and saying oh my gosh dad. This sub makes my world a better place. Thank you!

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