jokeKing logo
avatar OPTimberSycamore 1 mon.ago

What kind of grades to pirates get in school?

Hi C’s!!!!

81
4
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. If I see one more potato pun on here

I'm gonna mash my screen

2. I don't have a full-blown sexual deviance for Greek-style salad cheese alternatives, but it's certainly kink-adjacent

Fet-ish, for sure

3. My uncle died from a donut overdose 🍩

He's set to be Krispy Kreme-ated this Saturday

4. The old way of creating photos might be making a comeback.

This is a developing story.

5. [OC I think] What does a lesbian couple on their periods have in common with a surgeon?

Bloody scissors

6. Did you hear about the hen who could count her own eggs?

Did you hear about the hen who could count her own eggs?  . . . . . She was a mathmechicken.

7. Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from his local blacksmith?

Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from his local blacksmith? . . . . As soon as he got the dog home, it made a bolt for the door.

8. A man walks into his therapist’s office.  He says, “I’m a wigwam. I’m a tepee.

A man walks into his therapist’s office.  He says, “I’m a wigwam. I’m a tepee.  I’m a wigwam. I’m a tepee.”  He gets more and more frantic, “I’mawigwam. I’matepee. I’mawigwam. I’matepee.”   “I’mawigwamI’matepee. I’mawigwamI’matepee.” His therapist replies, “Sir, sir, calm down, you’re two tents!”

9. Did you hear about the guy who called random people and sneezed into the phone?

Did you hear about the guy who called random people and sneezed into the phone? . . . . . He was making cold calls.

10. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? . . . . . To hide in the cherry trees! . . . . . .. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Hopefully the answer is no.) See, it works!

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆