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What did the dad say when he had to stop digging a hole in his yard because it filled up with water?

"Oh well." *Based on a true story.

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To find someone to call Father.

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3. What’s the difference between a joke and a tragedy?

Timing.

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Lights out at 10; candles out at 10:05

5. I thought about starting a pessimist club,

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