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1. The boy scouts were hanging badges on this old oak tree in town. I asked the scout master why.

He said no real reason it's just a badge oak

2. I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

3. I created a game I call Silent Tennis.

It’s like regular tennis, but without all the racquet.

4. What do you call a penguin with no eye?

A pengun……

5. Mom: Son, what did Dad say when you told him you smashed the car? Son: Shall I leave out the swear words? Mom: Yes

Son: He didn’t say a word.

6. One last Christmas question: Why are dyslexic children afraid of Christmas?

They heard Satan was coming to their house on Christmas.

7. I made a gumbo with just sausage and okra.

It wasn't good or bad it was meaty okra

8. Why did the ocean wave?

It was a "Hi!" tide.

9. Did anyone screenshot the chiropractor joked I posted?

It was about a weak back.

10. Why didn't the whistleblower go outside during the winter?

He was Snowed-in……..

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