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My 11 year old son came up with this: What's a humiliated musical instrument called?

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1. When does a dad joke become nsfw?

When it’s “bring your kid to work day”

2. Why couldn't the ant crawl under the door?

Because it was wearing high-heels

3. Have you heard about the constipated mathematician

He worked it out with a pencil

4. What was the philosopher Beluga's greatest question?

Do I have free whale?

5. A paint company made a yellow-orange pigment using composted butcher scraps.

The result wasn’t what they were hoping for… it was *meaty ochre.*

6. I asked my daughter, “What’s a Mountain Dew?”

She answered, “As far as I know, it just sits there.”

7. A typo walks into a bear.

There was Type-O splattered everywhere.

8. My wife saw a video of a man committing a crime while walking a dog. She asked if one could cross examine the dog.

I said sure, but it would probably be rough.

9. A man is walking through the park

When he gets to an area with chess tables he sees a guy playing a dog. Amazed he runs over and exclaims: “That’s amazing ! Your dog can play chess!?!” The man hardly looks up from his game and says, “It’s really not amazing at all.” “How the hell is a chess playing dog not the most incredible thing ever?!” Annoyed the man replies, “He loses 9 out of the 10 times we play.”

10. My back hurts (oc?)

If I was a dinosaur I would be a backasaurus. i came up with this on the spot, I'm really proud of it and I think it's a new one, has this been said/done before?

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