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1. They had a huge sale at the canoe shop. 50% off all paddles.

It was a real oar deal.

2. There's a little known secret of how Santa delivers all the gifts to every boy and girl in the world in a single night.

It's because of his omnipresents.

3. Someone snuck up beside me and shouted BOO! so loud that I lost all my hearing in my left ear.

He scared me half to deaf.

4. The Pun jokes missile was armed and ready

But it totally bombed

5. What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin

6. Have you ever worried that prostitution could bring about the end of mankind?

It would be whore end us.

7. Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his butt?

It was a pane in the ass

8. I was able to get the last drops of beer out of my container when visiting a European microstate

Licked-in-stein

9. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta away

10. After the plastic surgeon transplants my ear to my forehead he plans to retire ...

>!This will be his Final Front-ear.!<

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