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What do you call a robot that takes the long way around?

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1. After all these years I’ve decided to identify as a root vegetable.

I just needed to beetroot myself.

2. What do you call it when I force my dog to do sit-ups?

Animal ab use

3. They say one swallow doesn’t make a summer…

but it sure makes the evening more memorable.

4. I pay a guy $30 to each week to clean up the poop in my backyard. He just quit without giving me any notice.

Pretty sure he found out I don't have any pets.

5. Why did six marry seven?

Because seven eights ass

6. It’s not a big surprise that the latest Tesla product has problems.

It turns out that “cyber truck” is South African for “Ford Pinto”.

7. It’s not a big surprise that the latest Tesla product has problems.

It turns out that “cyber truck” is South African for “Ford Pinto”.

8. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi were walking down the street. The priest and the nun walked into a bar.

The rabbi ducked.

9. a Colorado Rockies player walks into a bar

of coors he ordered a coors edit bonus joke: why did the man get pulled over? coors he was drunk

10. Invested 0.5 Million in the business 3 months ago and got a return of 3 Million today

Anything is possible if you are lying

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