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Back to the grind.
'Scurvy
Tells the bartender … gimme a roast beef sandwich .. the bartender says .. I’m sorry we do t serve ducks here .. get the hell out .. next day the duck waddles up to the bar and says gimme a roast beef sandwich ! Bartender again says I told you we don’t serve ducks here and if you come in again I’m gonna nail your beak to the bar !! Sure enough next day the duck comes back and says “ you got any nails ? “ Bartender says no .. “Then gimme a roast beef sandwich ! “
He said: "Dad I have Kidneys. You have Dadneys"
"My brother's wife wants an overhanging balcony at the back of their house now.." "Cantilever?" "Nah, she's pretty hot..."
It's on the tip of my tongue.
Hi C’s!!!!
Chili dog.
Two guys are standing next to each other at a public convenience. The first guy turns to the second. “Pardon me, but you’re Jewish. Right?” “Yeah, I am.” “From New York?” “Yeah!!” “Park Avenue synagogue? Were you circumcised by Mohel Abelman?” “Yeah!!! How do you know???” “He’s cross eyed and always cuts at a slant. You’re pissing on my foot.”
Whatcha gonna glue brother?
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