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Which piece of furniture is overly concerned about an accidental pregnancy?

A pull out couch.

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1. Yo mama so ugly, when she took a selfie her phone exploded

2. Yo Mama so poor, she uses 1-use products MORE THAN ONCE

3. Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to get financial advice from PENNYWISE

4. What sort of cakes do snowmen like?

One with lots of icing……….

5. I don’t get people who can’t sleep.

I can do it with my eyes closed.

6. What do you call a dad with diabetes?

Lolli Pops

7. Conservatives and Liberals both want the same thing

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8. I’m addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop any time.

9. You can lead a horse to water but . . .

you really don't need to do anything to make him STINK (comes naturally)

10. Yo mama so stupid, she thought Hunchback of Notre Dame was a football movie

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