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1. If you ever go into an escape room, I have advice.

Just remember, resilience is key.

2. I watch a lot of TV

I mean I work remotely

3. This morning I rushed into the bathroom and told my mirror 'I have always hated you!'

It replied 'Wow, that just came outta right field.'

4. I told my mirror a joke this morning.

It cracked up.

5. Two men were guests at a friend's bachelor party. "You know, in America, one in 20 men is gay", said the first man. "Statistically that means one of the guys here is homosexual. Who do you think it is?

" I hope it's Jeff, said the second man, "He's cute".

6. I’ve always been told to cut those who are holding you back out of your life.

I’m now banned from rock climbing

7. Piercings

I saw a blonde with nipple piercings and asked her why she got them, she said, she was told that when you get older your boobs deflate, so she's trying to cap her air bags.

8. At the dinner table my friends parents would tell them:

"Finish your food, have you considered there's kids starving in Asia?". At my dinner table my parents would ask me "have you considered euthanasia?" I tell ya, no respect.

9. Remember that for a while, nail clippers weren't allowed on planes because apparently, they could be turned into a weapon

Open the cockpit door! Or the bitch loses a hangnail!

10. We all know the chemical formula for water is H20

But when you give it to a dog it becomes K9P

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