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Hey dad, how do you feel ?

With my hand, how do you feel ?

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1. Hey, gingerbread man. Smile.

You're on Candy Camera!

2. You know what's hard to draw?

A bath with water which has high mineral content.

3. I read the expiration date on a milk carton and thought to myself

“geez spoiler alert”

4. A black guy, a white guy, a Jewish guy and a Mexican walk into a bar.

They are friends and enjoy a beer together.

5. I was once kicked in the balls by Satan

It hurt like Hell

6. A man walks into a bar.

Ouch! he said

7. I phoned the ladder company, but nobody answered.

It just rung and rung and rung.

8. Why was the vampiress always dressed so extravagantly?

Because she could never see herself in de-mure!

9. i knew this crazy man who worshipped his own balls so much, he’d walk around in public with them hanging out

quite a sacrilegious guy.

10. I bet my son his allowance money that I already own an Nintendo Switch 2.

He said “No way!!” I said “You have your Switch and I have a Nintendo Switch, too!”

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