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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Hey you can't come in here! This area is for staff only!
He awkwardly says to the one lady at the pharmacy counter, "Um, this is embarrassing but I have this condition where about once a day I become incredibly aroused and overcome by the desire to have sex with any woman at all. It's overwhelming! What can you give me for it?" "Hmm," replied the lady, "This is a tough one. I'll have to confer with my sister." After talking to her sister she came back and said, "Well, the best we can do is a furnished apartment, $500 a week and half ownership of the pharmacy."
Because their locomotives.
>!Handy Warhol!<
"Three," I replied honestly. Apparently that was a problem.
Their age range on dating apps.
It's a shame they'll never meet
When I knocked on the door she asked "who is it?" So I left
What are corridors called in a psychiatric ward? Psycho-path
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