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I forgot what to do after throwing a boomerang.

But then it came back to me.

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1. Did you hear about Mike Tyson auditioned to be in a Marvel movie?

After they rehearsed a few fight scenes he got banged up and kept saying "I'm Thor"

2. How did Jesus get such sick abs?

Cross Fit

3. Body language : how can you tell when a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

4. My son came to me and asked: “Dad, what’s Grindr?”

I asked my son: “How do you know Grindr?”. He told me: “I found it on Mom’s phone”.

5. A patient walks into the doctor’s office.

"Doctor, I have a problem." "What kind of problem?" "One of my testicles is really swollen. It's huge. Maybe I caught some kind of infection." "Alright, take off your pants and show me." "I can't." "Why not?" "I'm afraid you'll laugh at me." "I promise I won’t laugh." The patient pulls down his pants and pulls out a testicle the size of a melon. The doctor immediately bursts out laughing. "See? Now I’m definitely not showing you the sick one."

6. I feel like those high end grocery stores really cheat you when it comes to their prices.

It's Traitor Joe's.

7. A woman was pulled over by a police officer on the highway.

She says: Officer, why am I pulled over? The officer says: You were going a 50 in a 30 zone. The officer asks again: What is your name? She says: Frida The officer asks again: What is your last name? She says: Gomam. The officer says: You‘re Frida Gomam? And the woman drives away.

8. Did you hear about the duck negotiating with the plastic surgeon?

He wanted his bill reduced!!

9. I saw a guy beating up on some popcorn the other day.

He was arrested and charged with A Salt and Buttery.

10. I had a brain scan done a few weeks ago, and I just got the results.

Apparently there's nothing left on the right side and nothing right on the left side.

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