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My father was always too sick to make rational decisions…

What I’m say was he was ill-logical!

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1. Three logicians (Bayes, Schrodinger and Dirac) walk into a bar.

Bayes: Wait! Based on the title, I know what joke we're in! Schrodinger: Well great, by making the observation you've changed the joke. Let's get some punch. Dirac: There's no punchline. This is an anti-joke.

2. What do you say to the girl that has green, scaley breasts?

"Damn baby, you're straight up Slee-Stakked!"

3. What Did O say to Q?

O: Now that I had my surgery done, I identify as "They".

4. If Dadjokes are funny,

Imagine how funny Granddad jokes are.

5. Why didn't the alcoholic become a comedian?

He couldn't standup.

6. I used to be a banker…

…but I lost interest.

7. My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

8. My spaghetti is teasing me.

It’s pretty saucy.

9. Name change

Old man goes to the judge to get his name changed. Judge asks for the reason for it. Old man: "I'm old, I can't keep up with the name anymore." Judge: "And what is your name?" Old man: "John Hastings." Judge: "And what name would you rather have?" Old man: "John Relaxings."

10. NSFW My kids told me how funny I am and they laugh at my jokes and tell me I should do stand up

But none of them survived because they dried up in a towel. I appreciate the support tho guys; better luck to your siblings 😩

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