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I accidentally super glued my finger and my thumb together

Everything will be OK for a while 👌

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1. What is your favorite breed of dog?

Chili dog.

2. Two guys are in a public restroom


Two guys are standing next to each other at a public convenience. The first guy turns to the second. “Pardon me, but you’re Jewish. Right?” “Yeah, I am.” “From New York?” “Yeah!!” “Park Avenue synagogue? Were you circumcised by Mohel Abelman?” “Yeah!!! How do you know???” “He’s cross eyed and always cuts at a slant. You’re pissing on my foot.”

3. What did ask Hulk Hogan in his arts and crafts class ?

Whatcha gonna glue brother?

4. What did Jim Morrison say to his candle?

Come on baby, light my fire.

5. Guy at the pet store told me I could get a parakeet for $20.

But I didn’t need 2 so I asked him if I could get one for $10.

6. Someone accused me of breaking into his car and stealing his subwoofer.

It was a bass-less accusation.

7. I tried selling belts made out of old watches....

Turns out it was a waist of time.

8. What did the dad say when he had to stop digging a hole in his yard because it filled up with water?

"Oh well." *Based on a true story.

9. What do rape victims and apps have in common?

They both shake when you hold them down. (Hopefully not too offensive for this sub😅)

10. Writing with a broken pencil tip...

Is pointless.

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