Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
ziganaut 1 mon.agoA blonde gets pulled over by a cop and he asks to see her driver’s license. The blonde says “What’s that?” The cop replies “Well, it’s a little plastic thing with your face on it.” The blonde goes through her handbag, pulls out a makeup mirror and gives it to the cop. He stares at it for a few seconds and says “Why didn’t you tell me you were a police officer?”
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"Why?" "Exactly"
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