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Why does a traffic light turn red when it changes?

You’d turn red too if you had to change in front of all those people.

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1. Where can you find a Spanish robot?

Madroid

2. What will heavy machinery do to a farm girl?

A tractor.

3. I like my girls like I like my coffee

I don't like coffee

4. I have the body of a god.

Unfortunately, it’s Buddha.

5. My sex life is like a Ferrari.

I don’t have a Ferrari.

6. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

7. Credit Card Statement

After work, a man arrives home and checks his mailbox. As he's heading to the kitchen he opens one of the envelopes and looks over his credit card statement. He see's a transaction for $690.69 from a company called Goopy Creamy Excess. He immediately calls his credit card company and once he gets an operator he asks them, "What's discharge???"

8. Why did the hooker go to jail?

Catching crabs without a permit.

9. I dropped a $20 note on a windy day. I chased it for almost 1 mile and never caught it but......

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