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What do you call a Spanish man who hides in the toilet?

Seen your (senior) Buthole

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1. A pun, a play on words and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke.

2. Yo momma’s so fat, when she sits around the house…

SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!

3. yo mamma so fat she flies cargo

4. My wife says

My wife says I can be an idiot sometimes. Nice of her to give me permission.

5. I love seeing the okapis at the zoo.

I'm old enough to remember when they were called oxerox.

6. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moo-sician

7. Two kids are sitting in classroom, one is Jewish and the other is antisemitic. The Jewish kid can't concentrate during the lesson and the teacher tells him that in her class you need to concentrate.

The antisemitic kid says: maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.

8. Why did the two aging paints fall in love?

They found each other very appealing.

9. Yo I met kid with down syndrome and I said hey buddy just look up and u got up syndrome

Am I mean or not

10. Yo Mama’s so fat, every key is the pound key.

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