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A vulture decided to take a commercial instead of flying south for the winter. He’s heard about airline food, so he brought along a dead raccoon for a snack.

As he got his ticket, the agent looked at the raccoon and said, “Would you like to check that?” “No thank you” the vulture replied. “It’s carrion.”

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