because typically you only have to put up with a dog for fifteen years.
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- It’s called “The Gash Chamber”
Because the killer wanted to make Elizabeth short.
And yo mama is 3 of them
Scratching at the inside of her coffin.
She gets her nails done at Sherwin-Williams
Even Grandpa Joe tells her to get out of bed
When the moon comes out she turns into a warehouse
Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."
…and earthquakes are from the left over queefs trying to get out.
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