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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper

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1. What the Heck!

Heck is for those who don't believe in Gosh.

2. Yo mama so stupid she put an invoice against her ear to listen to it speak.

3. What did the detective and pet store owner have in common?

Some brand new leads.

4. Why did the olecranon make everyone laugh?

Because it was a funny bone.

5. What does a sprinter eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

6. A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted excitedly, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said, "Just get out."

7. I have 2 cheese graters

The small one is the lesser grater. The large one is the greater grater.

8. I'm not saying my aunt is a demon but when she travels to 'the old country' her passport is stamped Hades

9. Yo mama so fa

She ate the T

10. I asked my dog, what is 2 minus 2?

He said nothing.

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